Lyrics
She was a real fine specimen of humanity, she had all the bits and pieces where
God meant them to be
And every lash was a lover cooing so gently, while the fishes in the ocean swam
gracefully
Eat your heart out, eat your heart out. Chew 'em up, spit 'em out
She cast her eyes and clenched her face, to a great big sea of jocks and apes
Small town bullies, posers and fakes, two bit hustlers junkies and snakes
They liked to slobber, dribble and drool, suckin' on their lagers,
eyein' up the jewels
Huffin' and a puffin' and a chokin' on the fuel. Big Bustin' Broncos, with big,
bustin' tools!
She walked right in, lighting up the joint. Struttin' that mean stuff,
stressing every point
And their faces turned white as she settled in with ease. Complete brain
malfunctions homosapiens disease
As tongues untied, they bumbled over grunts, infantile slobbers,
adolescent stunts
Eager for the kill, but clueless to the hunt. Slaves tot he stereotype and
puppets to the front
Hold your fire, cool your jets, swallow your pride, disengage
You apes ain’t gonna make it just swinging in the trees
You better learn to walk upright before she brings you to your knees
Yeah the battle raged on, pheromones and gist, evolutionary wishes,
jism and drips
Test tube babies, chemical that mix, too lethal to explode, but seething to hiss
Now it’s time to unleash this metabolic overload, the symphonies of planets,
microcosmic superbowl
When push comes to shove, Mother Nature takes her toll
Survival of the species, container for ythe soul
She looked real hard and cracked a grin. «I feel a little adrenaline»
I could use a little bit of discipline. Who’s come to play, let the party begin!
They shrunk back soft, they shriveled and creaked, faces turning cherry,
knees going weak
Blusterin' and a flusterin', unable to speak. Willing lambs to the slaughter,
gone all quiet and meek
Hold your fire, cool your jets, swallow your pride, disengage
You apes ain’t gonna make it just swinging in the trees
You better learn to walk upright before she brings you to your knees
And God, she created civilization
(And it didn’t take long, to whip these apes into shape.)