Lyrics
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If you wanna start a band
We flew NY to LA left unpaid on the plane on the pavement with jetlag oh
Did you hire a PA, no. Lost in tears on the strip this ain’t no glamour trip oh
Missed a nightflight from Rome oh you don’t wanna talk about that but you are
gonna rock the boat
Champagne in the speakers oh but that wasn’t us coz we were drinking Prosecco
We’re in the music biz, it this how it is?
We’re in the music biz, it this how it is?
In the music biz is this how it is?
If you wanna start a band listen to this
You drive us over to Hammersmith give our disk a quick flick. I’m sorry I can’t
hear the hits
Wanna listen to my BS? No! But the millions keep planned to spend on your new
fake band
Give us our 12 thousand euros now! Not at the label or home, hundred missed
calls on your telephone
Tell you Johnny Depp remixed us you smile in delight and say he’s definitely
hype
We’re in the music biz, it this how it is?
We’re in the music biz, it this how it is?
In the music biz is this how it is?
If you wanna start a band listen to this
Dress up as robots in Soho hid outside the BBC to plug our cd to a DJ
Do you wanna be on my show yeah! We chuck glitter in your eyes and pull out
lasers, open fire!
Stalk the journos round Reading we got tagged in your mag as Britains worst band
Absolutely no talent, the most unsuccessful duo the UK has never known yeah
We’re in the music biz, it this how it is?
We’re in the music biz, it this how it is?
In the music biz is this how it is?
If you wanna start a band listen to this
If you wanna start a band listen to this
If you wanna start a band listen to this
If you wanna start a band
If you wanna start a band
We’re in the music biz, it this how it is?
We’re in the music biz, it this how it is?
In the music biz is this how it is?
If you wanna start a band listen to this
We’re in the music biz, it this how it is?
We’re in the music biz, it this how it is?
In the music biz is this how it is?
If you wanna start a band listen to this
If you wanna start a band listen to this
If you wanna start a band listen to this
Boring, you’re shit, boring
Get off! Yeah get off!
You’re rubbish!
Off, off, off, off, off, off, off, off, off, off, off, off
Rubbish!
