| # | Song | Bitrate | Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Locust - Anything Jesus Does, I Can Do Better | 320 | 01:30 |
| 2 | The Locust - AOTKPTA | 320 | 03:01 |
| 3 | The Locust - Captain Gaydar It's Time To Wind Your Clock Again | 320 | 01:03 |
| 4 | The Locust - God Wants Us All To Work In Factories | 192 | 02:00 |
| 5 | The Locust - Just Like You | 320 | 04:25 |
| 6 | The Locust - Live From The Russian Compound | 160 | 01:02 |
| 7 | The Locust - One Manometer Away from Mutally Assured Relocation | 192 | 01:32 |
| 8 | The Locust - One Way or Another | 320 | 04:06 |
| 9 | The Locust - Pickup Truck Full Of Forty Minutes | 320 | 01:22 |
| 10 | The Locust - Priest with the Sexually-Transmitted Diseases, Get out of My Bed | 192 | 00:33 |
| 11 | The Locust - Pulling The Christmas Pig By The Wrong Pair Of Ears | 192 | 00:45 |
| 12 | The Locust - Recyclable Body Fluids In Human Form | 320 | 00:41 |
| 13 | The Locust - The Half-Eaten Sausage Would LIke To See You In His Office | 320 | 00:49 |
| 14 | The Locust - Who Wants A Dose Of The Clap? | 256 | 00:51 |
| 15 | The Locust - Your Mantel Disguised As A Psychic Sasquatch | 320 | 00:43 |