Ooh you’re a holiday, such a holiday
Ooh you’re a holiday, such a holiday
It’s something I thinks worthwhile
If the puppet makes you smile
If not then you’re throwing stones
Throwing stones, throwing stones
Ooh it’s a funny game
Don’t believe that it’s all the same
Can’t think what I’ve just said
Put the soft pillow on my head
Millions of eyes can see
Yet why am I so blind
When the someone else is me
It’s unkind, it’s unkind
De, de de de de de
De de de de de de, de de
De, de de de de de
De de de de de de, de de
Ooh you’re a holiday, every day, such a holiday
Now it’s my turn to say, and I say you’re a holiday
It’s something I thinks worthwhile
If the puppet makes you smile
If not then you’re throwing stones
Throwing stones, throwing stones
De, de de de de de
De de de de de de, de de
De, de de de de de
De de de de de de