Jingle Bells, Jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh
Jingle bells, Jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh
Dashing through the snow
On a one-horse open sleigh
Over the hills we go Laughing all the way
Bells on bob-rails ring
Making spirits bright
Oh what fun it is to ride and sing a sleighing song tonight!
Now the ground is white
Go it while you’re young
Take the girls along
And sing this sleighing song
Just get a bob-tailed bay
Two-forty as his speed
Hitch him to an open sleigh and crack you’ll take the lead
Rollin' down the street
Doing donuts in a CLK
While the homie’s in the back
Bumpin' Ray J Cell phone’s bought to ring
We ain’t answerin no two-way
We ain’t tryna have no drama
On this lovely Christmas day
Funny this should be part of Mel Gibson’s “Lethal Weapon”.Remember Mel Gibson’s antics last decade?Jingle Mel Rock(To the tune “Jingle Bell Rock ”)Jingle Mel, Jingle Mel, went to a diveJingle Mel drink and Jingle Mel drive.Cops pulled him over and asked him to breathe —That made Jingle Mel start to seethe.Jingle Mel went and said all the world’s warsWere started by Jews, have Jews as their cause;He asked the deputy: “Are you a Jew?”In Malibuuu.Jingle Mel’s time was a swell timeBoozin’ the night away.But arrest time’s not the best timeTo put your deep deep thinking on display.Squad-car ride, booking desk, cell for the night;Jingle Mel slept it off.Now he’s rocking with a box-office hit —He’s untouchable,And un-blushable,That’s the Jingle Mel rock.