Ooo
Oh, give me a home where the buffalo roam
Where the deer and the cantaloupe play
Not cantaloupe, Alvin
Antelope
Where seldom is heard
A discouraging word
And the skies are not cloudy all day
Home, home on the range
Where the deer and the cantaloupe play
Alvin
Where seldom is heard
A discouraging word
And the skies are not cloudy all day
Now look, Alvin
Before you start singing again
The right word is antelope
That’s an animal, like a deer
A cantaloupe is something you eat
Well, I’m hungry!
Never mind now
Sing!
Home, home on the range
Where the deer and the cantaloupe play
Will you cut it out?
It’s antelope!
Where seldom is heard
A discouraging word
And the skies are not cloudy all day
Wait a minute
Where are you fellas going?
We’re gonna get us a cantaloupe
That’s a deer little something to eat
Now that’s not what I said
I said an antelope is a deer little animal that you have for breakfa…
I mean, I said a cantaloupe is something you eat like a deer
What I’m trying…