Lyrics
Good Suy Shoes done took over control of me
I tried to fight it off, but these shoes got a hold of me
I stood up, grabbed my Nerf pistol off the shelf
Then headed out the front door to wreck somebody’s health
I walked over to James he was chilling with his dame
I roughed him up a little bit and jacked him for his chain
Pulled out my Nerf gun so he didn’t do a thing
Then I winked at him and told him
«You ain’t never out of range
«When the drama starts, Nerf gun goes bang
«Bang, bang, bang, bang, Nerf gun’ll leave you slain
«When I go insane, Nerf bullets start to rain
«So what you want, mayne, your life or your chain?»
I walked off with his chain in my hand
Left James looking scared with poop stains in his pants
I scream back, «Bro, I don’t know whats going on»
Then I turn around and grin like an evil leprechaun
Hearts, stars and horse shoes, clovers and blue moons
You’ll become a bad guy when you wear the Good Guy Shoes
You’ll put them on your feet, and then you won’t know what to do When you wear them Good Guy Shoes
I tried to take these shoes off, but they wouldn’t budge
For a second I would be myself, but then I would be Doug
Staring people down, wearing a mean mug
Walking through the streets like a red headed thug
Then who could it be but that big fool Big Blue
I told him, «Give me all the cash and the kicks too»
Cooperate, this is the only chance I’ll give you
And if you call the cops, I know exactly where you live, boo
I walked away screaming, «Boy, that wasn’t me that was Doug
«Please help me get these shoes up off of my feet!»
But Big Blue was scared senseless, I left that fool defenseless
That was living on the fringes, coming off the hinges
Now I had beef with big blue and James too
Thinking to myself, «Why did I ever want them dang shoes?»
I wanted them bad, thought they would make me cool
But now my hair is red, and I’m acting like a fool
Hearts, stars and horseshoes, clovers and blue moons
You’ll become a bad guy when you wear the Good Guy Shoes
You’ll put them on your feet, and then you won’t know what to do When you wear them Good Guy Shoes
So there I was
Walking through the streets in them stupid Good Guy Shoes
Possessed by the evil spirit of Doug the Irish Thug
Then, I came across the only person in the streets who could bring all this to an end: Giant Jimmy
Then I came across that old fool Giant Jimmy
Then I approached him and I told him, «Son you best not get lippy
«Anything you got, well, son, you’d best give me
«And let’s make it quick, I ain’t trying to get friendly»
Then he pulled a switch blade and began to stick me Then he pulled it back out and he put it back in me
I was losing lots of blood, I was getting dizzy
He must have stabbed me forty times, maybe even fifty
I looked down and the knife was sticking out my chest
But it wasn’t over yet, now you gotta hear the rest
He took a step back, put up both his dukes
And threw a mean uppercut and knocked me out my shoes
I returned to normal since the shoes were off my feet
And Jimmy turned around and just went walking down the street
I swallowed so much blood, I was feeling sick
Now I had to go home and throw away them evil kicks
Hearts, stars and horseshoes, clovers and blue moons
You’ll become a bad guy when you wear the Good Guy Shoes
You’ll put them on your feet, and then you won’t know what to do When you wear them Good Guy Shoes
Good Guy Shoes
Why are you so evil?
You caused me so much trouble
I gotta put you in the trash
Good Guy Shoes
I wish I never met you
Because now I just hate you
I gotta put you in my past
Good Guy Shoes