Last night I told ya I loved ya
Woke up blamed it on the Vodka
I genuinely thought I was dyin'
And I could see that smile you were hiding
Last night I told ya I need ya
That’s the last time I drink tequila
Super lemon and his sidekick salt kid
I start cryin' and verbally assaulting
Last night I asked you to marry me
That’s when I remembered the brandy
I wake up and claim I didn’t say it
Screwed if I ever wake up in Vegas
Wish I could stop and I’m not joking
Drinking too much and socially smoking
Wish I could stop, start to behave and
Wake up in the morning and never miss a day again
Last night police had to frisk me
In the cells thanks to bells fine whiskey
Whoops, I think I said too much like
Do you like my bracelets
Oh wait, they’re handcuffs
So last night I said, «I want your babies
Forget the ice it’s not nice to drink Baileys
I drink that much that I forget
Of every embarrassing thing that I say next
He said, «I got on one knee and there’s no way
Unless I’ve been drinking
Oh yeah, Rosé
Sailor Jerry’s why d’ya think I drunk a ship full
Please, please someone provide me a disbrol.»
Last night I called you a loser
I think that was after flamin' Sambuca
I shouted at you «do me a favour»
And that’s when I fell off the pavement
Wish I could stop and I’m not joking
Drinking too much and socially smoking
Wish I could stop, start to behave and
Then wake up in the morning and never miss a day again
'Cause I’d love to learn when to shut my mouth
Wake up in the morning and be in my own house
Do a last shot and know when to stop
Know when to leave and when to lock my front door
Start waking up and cheesing in a bed full of people
Sitting in a cupboard with my weird best friend
But I’m only young so I’m not gonna pretend
I wish I could stop 'cause I’m not joking
I love drinking too much and socially smoking
I don’t really want to learn to behave amen
And I, hey, just missed another day again