Lyrics
I ain’t one for poetry, aint’one for prose. ain’t one for the scent of a sping-time rose.
But the is one face that i do know, i sure get a kick out of that beavis and
butt-head show.
Other day i turn my tv on, and guess what i do see?
Two crazy-ass cartoon sunsabitches staring on back at me.
Said «what the hell’s this», and ler said «boy, dont’you know?»
The whole world’s gone crazy over that there beavis and butt-head show.
Talk about couch fishing, now i could go for that.
I could go for frog baseball, but i be inclined to use a cat!
On comedy, i’m a stooges man. i like larry, curly and moe.
But now and then a get a chuckle watchin’the beavis and butt-head show.
Stone-temple pearlvana chain, now there’s a helluva band.
They got that original sound that’s sweepin''cross the land.
Ain’t no zz top though, now that’s the band for me.
If i had my way mtv’d play just them and ac/dc.
I ain’t nothing special, i’m your average kinda man.
I like a frosted barley pop and i drink 'em outta the can!
I don’t give a rat’s ass about poetry and not a damn 'bout prose.
I sure get a kick outta them beavis and butt-head shows.
Butthead: «hey beavis…»
Beavis: «what?»
Butthead: «i was just like… thinking and stuff… it was pretty cool.»
Beavis: «yeah, i’m gonna try that.»
Butthead: «tv is cool…»
Beavis: «yeah, yeah, tv rules… it rules! yeah…»
Butthead: «hey beavis… i heard that pretty soon, they’re gonna have, like,
500 channels.
That’s gonna be cool.»
Beavis: «really? that would be cool.»
Butthead: «you know what would be really cool, though? if like, one of the
channels didn’t suck.»
Beavis: «yeah, but, like, if one of them didn’t suck, why would you need the
other… um…
Three hundred and twenty-seven?»
Butthead: «because, you know all those tv shows that suck? it’s like,
you gotta put them
Somewhere! you can’t put 'em on the cool channel!»
Beavis: «yeah, yeah! they should call it the cool channel!»