Paperweights
Strike him in the head one, two and three
Is how I made him love me
Terrorize his friends and family
Now how to make him stay?
Trap him under pianos and bricks
Honey, so indecisive
But that’s romance!
Romance
Candy apple hearts are everywhere
Baby’s faces dancing
Look, there in your hand, another hand
It fills the sky with love (love)
Let’s make the time
(There are children watching)
For Pianos and Bricks
(Hiding from your many sharp objects)
Knives and all sharp objects
Many sharp objects, many sharp objects
Keep you here, I’ll keep you here
Keep you here, I’ll keep you here
Keep you here
Trap him under pianos and bricks
Honey, so indecisive
So indecisive
So indecisive
But that’s romance!