There’s a pair hiding in the park
Lurking in the shadows after dark
They always hop from town to town
While running from the law
Tougher pair than Bonnie and Clyde,
Jesse James or Mr. Hyde
Destruction that they leave behind
Is the worst you ever saw
And if you ever meet them
the odds are pretty slim
That you’ll survive a ride with
«Bad Luck Chuck» and «Tombstone Kim»
Oh yeah!
You’re never gonna get away!
Once these two get started, boy
They’re never gonna stop
Oh yeah!
They’ll live to see another day
If you wanna put a stop to Chuck and Kim
It’s gonna take more than a cop
The first time they came to down
Nearly tore it to the ground
Knocking over banks
And robbing everybody blind
Long as these two are on the loose
Seems no one’ll cook their goose
Could it be they’ll keep this up
Until the end of time?
But in the next town over
A new sheriff’s in town
And he’s declared he’s gonna take
This deadly duo down
Oh yeah!
You’re never gonna get away
Once these two get started, boy
They’re mighty hard to stop
Oh yeah!
They’ll live to see another day
If you wanna put a stop to Chuck and Kim
It’s gonna take one mighty cop
They new sheriff’s pretty tough
This kind of man won’t take no guff
Deputies were ready when
The two of them walked in
Well Chuck and Kim were pretty quick
And jumped behind a pile of bricks
But they could tell that everything
Was looking pretty grim
Kim said, «I think our finish is just around the bend»
Chuck said, «Let's go out swingin' right down to the end!»
Oh yeah!
They’re never gonna get away!
Once these two get started, boy
They’re mighty hard to stop
Oh yeah!
They fought until their final day
And that’s the legend of Chuck and Kim
And their showdown with the cops