Acting like you care about
Some stupid fucking cow
You fucking vegan
Your PC attitude
It doesn’t matter anyhow
You fucking vegan
You’re a stupid fucking, stupid fucking
Stupid fucking, stupid fucking vegan
You’re a stupid fucking, stupid fucking
Stupid fucking, stupid fucking vegan
Vegan, vegan stupid fucking vegan
You always pray to Jah when you smoke
Your fucking pot — you fucking vegan
You like the Grateful Dead
And think they’re fucking hot
You fucking vegan
(Bridge)
(Chorus (sort of like bridge))
(Guitar solo (sort of for Gino))
Your girlfriend doesn’t shave her legs or armpits anymore
You fucking vegan
I really hate your guts
'cause you’re just a fucking bore
You fucking vegan
(Bridge)
(Chorus)