When I’m lonely I drink a fancy beer
When I want you only I drink a fancy beer
And when the weather’s stormy and daybreak is far
I throw an extra dollar fifty on the bar
There’s no sense in saving pennies if I don’t know where you are
I drink a fancy beer
When I’m randy I drink a fancy beer
When I want a piece of your candy but I can’t get it I drink a fancy beer
When there’s no one there to hold me for the whole of the night
I put in an order for a seven dollar pint
Though I ain’t made of money I look classy getting tight
Drinking a fancy beer